id be glad to
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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