How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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