I think I died a long time ago.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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