i just wanna soil my oats bro
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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