She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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