if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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