Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
