I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
His nipple licking is glorious
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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