Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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