IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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