There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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