This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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