only if we run a train.
done.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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