i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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