WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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