is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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