Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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