just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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