apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
