the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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