Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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