she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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