I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I met the friendliest cop last night
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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