He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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