Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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