ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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