Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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