so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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