How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
They should really pass out barf bags in church
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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