just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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