ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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