are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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