Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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