i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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