she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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