im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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