Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Another day, another engagement, another cat
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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