In America we eat man semen.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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