He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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