I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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