Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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