There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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