craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I have post one night stand depression
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