Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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