So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
