It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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