I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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