His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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