What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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