windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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